Hello! This is the official announcement that this blog is dead! I assume y'all've already figured out that it's pretty much dead, but now it's official! Hooray!

Aside from a few temporary changes, my blog has been Retrograde Motionless since late March 2002. That is entirely too long. The time for backwards unmotion is over. Now is the time for running headlong off cliffs and out onto the air beyond. Free bridges for the strong willed.

Words of wisdom for today: Don't Look Down